Just came back from filing my FBN.
I was sitting there, watching the ticker pass by, “…death certificates $19.00…birth certificates…” when I realized I needed $29.oo to file my papers. I rifled through my bag and came up with $28.11. $28.11!!!! Crap! I distinctly remember paying for my morning coffee with a ten, and then putting my change in…my jacket pocket…which I…left at home because it was too hot in the afternoon. Gah! My friends hate me because I can recall their drunken shenanigans from ten years ago with alarming detail and I can’t remember my damn checkbook! I ran off to my car, found four quarters in my little parking money compartment and dashed back.
You just gotta laugh at yourself, you know? Which I did, at length, when I got home.
I’m never allowed to make fun of people for being absentminded ever again.